I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
