it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
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I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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