Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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