Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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