It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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