I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
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I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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