ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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