I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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