This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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