honey bunches of taint.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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