we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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