Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
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Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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