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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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