I could have mohawked her pubes.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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