we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
