I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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