He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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