But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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