You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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