I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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