He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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