I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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