what if I'm pregnant?
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We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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