Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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