that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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