it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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