U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
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