I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo