Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between