apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
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I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
its like you know when i get waxed
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well