If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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