dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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