I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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