why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
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You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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