so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Drake has all the answers
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I have post one night stand depression
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