For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Let's get the cat blown out
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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