I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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