just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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