we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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