So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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