I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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