that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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