Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I will die if light touches me.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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