he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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