Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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