Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Do vagina's smell?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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