if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
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