is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
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My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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