he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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