he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Watching her eat just hurts me
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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