More tranny stories later!
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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