you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
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So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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