So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
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I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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