is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Moan for me like Helen Keller
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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