we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Is it penis luge time yet?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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