My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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