today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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